This had BETTER be true...

...because I am having, oh, I don't know, FORTY-SEVEN SIMULTANEOUS ORGASMS here, and I'd hate for them to be in vain. Maybe the dude can become super-duper prolific in his old age, just to fuck with our heads. That would rock the hizz-ouse.

If it's a detective story in the sixties, it could feature Lew Basnight as an old coot. And if it does, I want to be on record as the first one to predict as much, probably.